barely fatal

Behold, I closed a gate to Oblivion. I am the hero of the day. I carry a gorram heavy armor and I do not look anything like a lady. Yet, every single inhabitant in every single town in Tamriel greets me with “Oh… aren’t you the hero who closed the gate to Oblivion in Kvatch?”. So what, you think? Well I have the horribly translated german version, and in the voice out they say it as if I had a female character (in German, you have male and female forms of “hero”, “savior” and most other nouns).

Do I really look so gay to the AI? Should I get a breast reduction or liposuction? Or are they all just craaaaazzzzyyyy, I mean hey, they also change from angry to cheerful from sentence to sentence and back! Schizophrenic, if you ask me …